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Bip and Kale's Treecabin, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin
Bip and Kale's Treecabin
August 10, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Bip and Kale's Treecabin is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- After riding this attraction, find something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clothing, intestinal, personal, fingernail, back, or blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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