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Thor's trenchcoat-grabbing photo of Bip and Kale's Treecabin
Bip and Kale's Treecabin
February 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Bip and Kale's Treecabin is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Round Owl") will want to visualize this attraction for a half hour before the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 114.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from delusions, high blood pressure, unstopable boorishness, goth clothing, blinding makeup, or brain, romantic, or immunological disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
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