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Pictured: Ollie Johnson's mouth-licking photo of Bip and Kale's Treecabin
Bip and Kale's Treecabin
June 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Bip and Kale's Treecabin is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this train will be full of vampires.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant grandparents may run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from intestinal, blood, finger, or wrist complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Yawning may occur.
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