Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at night
Bip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 20, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland V.I.P.s are invited to imagine this attraction for a half hour prior to less important people.
- Minimum height 35 joules.
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and shoes inside the vehicle at significant times.
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