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The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Bip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 1980
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating for fanboys: Nine dollars (according to "The Drum" Twitter stream)


Nobody knows what the point of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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