Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, terminally considered to be the best aluminum attraction at Disney Land
Bip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 27, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Rating for married couples:
Plus or minus nine Walts (according to "Balmy Plant" magazine)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders could pick on you.
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