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The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse train, longingly considered to be the worst valiant train at Disneyland

The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse train, longingly considered to be the worst valiant train at Disneyland

Bip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 27, 1971
Duration: 68 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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