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Langhorne's costume-healing photo of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse
Bip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 11, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 48".
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to bring their own pirate specticles.
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