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The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack

Pictured: The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack

Bip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 1980
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: X princesses

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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