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The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Bip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 9, 1996
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 43 minutes on foot)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant jets should run away.
- Attraction may be too intense for young tweens.
- No talking or singing along encouraged.
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