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The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Bip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 27, 1975
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 788 feet
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Eight plusses

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.

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