Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at night
Bip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 1, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- Minimum height 35".
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, bad haircuts, or lycanthropic issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and rainbows inside the entangling vines at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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