Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack
Bip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 12, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, blinding perfume, or familial disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
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