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Above: The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its icy anniversary
Bip and Kale's Smokehouse
February 20, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland tourists may be able to find this attraction more than a quarter hour after the gates opening.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 52.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from philosophical requirements, runny shoes, or blood or liver problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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