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The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at night

The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at night

Bip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 15, 1967
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes (or 42 minutes by boat)

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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