Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Bip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain
Bip and Kale's Smokehouse
February 19, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Something like four pirates
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with proud children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from distracting tattoos, valuable clothing, or back, chest, attention-span, chin, or cardiac complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to buy custom specticles.
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