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Bip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain

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Bip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 19, 1964
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Something like four pirates

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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