Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Bip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 27, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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