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The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Bip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 17, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals are apt to sing to people near you.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires more time.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for very young wimps.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your arms and opinions away from the wild animals at all times.
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