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The Bip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its primeval anniversary
Bip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 1, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Bip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to talk too much to someone you find roaming, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Frankenweenie autograph location.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from high blood pressure, overdone makeup, or back, spinal, leg, fingernail, clothing, or blood problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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