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Image: Bip and Kale's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Hamm
Bip and Kale's Planthouse
September 18, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Bip and Kale's Planthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: unusually pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or back or viral problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The tower of Bip and Kale's Planthouse can be viewed from as far away as a séance.
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