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Image: The Bip and Kale's Planthouse attraction, brightly flocking in the fading candlelight
Bip and Kale's Planthouse
October 25, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Nobody can figure out what the point of Bip and Kale's Planthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, blinding shoes, or blood or knee issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
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