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Above: Bip and Kale's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Thor
Bip and Kale's Planthouse
July 31, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Bip and Kale's Planthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters are apt to make silly comments to people near you.
- Expectant parents should run away.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from chest, fingernail, leg, back, or cardiac disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experience.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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