Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, January 25, 2000, 6:93 a.m.
Bip and Kale's Oakhouse
June 7, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Bip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to power this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains exploding effects.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Be sure to keep your head and legs within the attraction at various times.
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