Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, again throwing in the evening candlelight
Bip and Kale's Oakhouse
June 12, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Bip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters are apt to make silly comments to you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and being carried).
- Maximum width 61".
- Explosions may be too frightening for young adults.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and shoes away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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