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Bip and Kale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Gyro Gearloose
Bip and Kale's Oakhouse
September 3, 1987
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 37 minutes by boat)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Bip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing, punk haircuts, sin, or nasal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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