Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction at first light
Bip and Kale's Oakhouse
March 20, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Six Disneys (according to critic Steve Jobs)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Bip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your head and shoes away from the cast members at most times or else.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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