Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Bip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction at first light
Bip and Kale's Bushhouse
April 8, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Two and a half pixies
Nobody is sure what the goal of Bip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for guests.
- Bumping may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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