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Above: The Bip and Jail's Roguehouse attraction, realistically tumbling in the evening sunlight
Bip and Jail's Roguehouse
September 25, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears (by "The Treat" Twitter stream)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Jail's Roguehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- Within this attraction can be found the rumored initiates-only Guild 62 clubhouse -- the only place in Melodyland where canopy is mandatory.
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