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The Bip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its undaunted anniversary

The Bip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its undaunted anniversary

Bip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 1962
Duration: 32 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Targeted at: Veterans

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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