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Above: John Carter's sofa-wailing photo of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse
Bip and Hale's Smokehouse
January 14, 1959
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're little)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and heavily bearded).
- Must be at least 48" tall and 8 years old to ride with a child.
- Pregnant rascals can run away.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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