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Above: The Bip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Bip and Hale's Smokehouse
October 2, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ankle, skin, knee, social, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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