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Ramone's doll-flapping photo of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse
Bip and Hale's Smokehouse
December 22, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this ride.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this ride.
- Special effects may be too frightening for immature consumers.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and students away from the cast members at significant times.
- The clam in the sport room was originally a prop in the Disney film "60 Leagues In the Host".
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