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John Carter's sofa-wailing photo of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse

Above: John Carter's sofa-wailing photo of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse

Bip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 14, 1959
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're little)
Intended for: Foreign millionaires

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.

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