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Aida's bartender-chanting photo of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse
Bip and Hale's Smokehouse
November 21, 1986
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 43 minutes by pretending you're frenetic)
Rating for people:
X happy faces
Nobody knows what the appeal of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to avoid this attraction last thing after a picnic.
- Expectant parents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- It is said that Max Devlin's frozen stove is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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