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The Bip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its tremendous anniversary
Bip and Hale's Smokehouse
February 17, 2010
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Nobody knows what the point of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be uncomfortable for misplaced children.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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