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The Bip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Bip and Hale's Smokehouse
October 22, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and endlessly whining).
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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