Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Bip and Hale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Condorman
Bip and Hale's Smokehouse
May 10, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby Flintheart Glomgold photo thingy.
- Contains exploding signage that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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