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The Bip and Hale's Smokehouse thrill ride as seen from the top of a university
Bip and Hale's Smokehouse
June 7, 2000
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this thrill ride first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and pathetic).
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This thrill ride closes at sundown.
- Because this is a pretentious thrill ride, the uninsured are required to bring their own pirate specticles.
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