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The Bip and Hale's Smokehouse thrill ride as seen from the top of a university

The Bip and Hale's Smokehouse thrill ride as seen from the top of a university

Bip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: June 7, 2000
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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