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Above: The Bip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Bip and Hale's Smokehouse
July 6, 1997
As long as Mary Poppins's bridge
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry before breakfast.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, emotional baggage, or back, liver, inner ear, blood, ribcage, or tongue issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are supersonic harpsichords used in this attraction.
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