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The Bip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Bip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Bip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 1974
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Recommended for: Teens

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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