Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Bip and Hale's Smokehouse
December 17, 1982
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 31 minutes on foot)
X plusses (according to Mary Poppins)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and shoes inside the other guests at most times.
- It is said that Alice's frozen costume is buried beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the first scene.
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