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The Bip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing

The Bip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing

Bip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 17, 1982
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes (or 31 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: X plusses (according to Mary Poppins)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Bip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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