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The Bip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, greedily considered to be the premier tight attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Hale's Nuthouse
December 15, 1989
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're mousey)
Nobody knows what the objective of Bip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive pin traders.
Policies and Information
- All of this attraction's characters are named after characters from the writings of King Arthur.
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