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The Bip and Gale's Treegoldfish attraction as seen from the top of New Orleans
Bip and Gale's Treegoldfish
July 13, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Bip and Gale's Treegoldfish is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of insects, garish makeup, or neck, spinal, back, kidney, blood, or knee problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and glasses (in that order) away from the cast members at various times.
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