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Above: The Bip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Texas
Bip and Gale's Smokehouse
January 13, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Bip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you shouldn't even consider falling this attraction.
- Minimum height 26".
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
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