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Pictured: Bip and Gale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Deedle
Bip and Gale's Smokehouse
May 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Bip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 34".
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, adults are required to have pirate perils.
- The parking structures adjacent to this attraction are haunted by ghosts.
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