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Above: The Bip and Fail's Treedictionary attraction at midday
Bip and Fail's Treedictionary
October 3, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Fail's Treedictionary is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 83".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or personal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Be sure to keep your hats and legs away from the other guests at all times.
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