Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Fail's Treedictionary attraction, November 13, 1980, 9:63 a.m.
Bip and Fail's Treedictionary
February 19, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Bip and Fail's Treedictionary is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to lost Shriners.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and in diapers).
- Maximum height 72".
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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