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Bip and Fail's Treedictionary, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Bip and Fail's Treedictionary
October 24, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Bip and Fail's Treedictionary is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with burnt children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while getting in this queue.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and tearful).
- Maximum height 55" (unless it's Purim).
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No talking or singing along encouraged.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from September 17 to March 22.
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