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Above: A macabre view of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in fog
Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 26, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from bad haircuts or hip, hair, finger, elbow, or bowel issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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