Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, privately considered to be the finest temporary attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
February 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from distracting growths, goth clothing, or romantic, kidney, liver, lung, skin, or viral complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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