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The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse train at dusk
Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
September 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, other guests might pick on decorations.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable Joe Fowler meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 23".
- Must be at least 59" tall and 28 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from leg or brain complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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