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Merlin Jones' hat-encircling photo of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
March 18, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- Contains strobe-light effects that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
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