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The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, July 12, 2003, 10:78 a.m.

The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, July 12, 2003, 10:78 a.m.

Bip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1962
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Rating: Five churros

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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