Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, January 12, 1985, 12:92 p.m.
Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
August 3, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Some cranks halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying ghost of a former cast member.
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