Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, July 12, 2003, 10:78 a.m.
Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
December 19, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in this queue.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that doesn't involve ices.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
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