Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse experience, August 31, 1989, 11:55 a.m.
Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
June 10, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this experience immediately.
Policies and Notices
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- This experience may become addictive.
- Strollers are not compatible with this experience.
- This experience is reported to have cost in excess of $189 billion to rebuild.
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