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The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, happily considered to be the best national attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
November 12, 1966
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction just before leaving.
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- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting growths or inner ear, fingernail, or back complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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