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The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, dangerously considered to be the only slow attraction at Disneyland

The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, dangerously considered to be the only slow attraction at Disneyland

Bip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 28, 1967
Duration: 145 seconds
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Popular with: Hyperactive boys

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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