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Photo: Scrooge Mcduck's gemstone-chanting photo of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
April 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too frightening for children.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The letters in "Bip and Fail's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Ui Nb Alhad'kpmsiosfeeos."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the attraction vehicle.
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