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The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse train at dusk

The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse train at dusk

Bip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 5, 1967
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No


Nobody knows what the objective of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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