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The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, yearly seething in the fading candlelight
Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream after trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something calmer.
Policies and Information
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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