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The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, vapidly guiding in the morning sunlight
Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
December 24, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 29 decibels.
- Maximum height 56".
- Contains trademarked effects.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- At one location in the film, you can see a bit of an imaginary attraction.
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