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A strict view of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in society
Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
April 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction first thing during brunch.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Mickey Mouse photo thingy.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and tearful).
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
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