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The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a prairie
Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
March 3, 1977
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction with a funny hat on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from excessive drooling, water-soluable clothing, or lycanthropic, hair, spinal, fingernail, finger, or elbow issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains imaginary signage.
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