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The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, January 17, 1981, 1:05 p.m.

Below: The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, January 17, 1981, 1:05 p.m.

Bip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 1967
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Three princesses

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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