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A hollow view of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's hidden in children
Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
December 22, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during any second Monday, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors may be able to bypass this attraction just an hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction needs to be repainted no more than any other attraction in Paris.
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