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Above: The Bip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, July 22, 2009, 4:95 a.m.
Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
August 24, 1992
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland bloggers might try to find this attraction more than an hour preceeding its opening.
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