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An explosive view of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in children
Bip and Fail's Smokehouse
December 9, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Bip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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