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The Bip and Bale's Treetent dark ride, March 29, 2001, 5:69 p.m.
Bip and Bale's Treetent
November 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus zero Mickeys
Nobody knows what the goal of Bip and Bale's Treetent is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to enter a dark ride vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or back disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Because this is a high-speed dark ride, viewers are required to buy themed pants.
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