Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Bip and Bale's Treenut attraction, May 21, 1988, 4:53 a.m.
Bip and Bale's Treenut
April 4, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Bip and Bale's Treenut is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction second thing after a snack.
- Minimum height 29".
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to have precision batteries.
- The ballerina was sculpted by John Wayne.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.