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The Bip and Bale's Treenut attraction, justly considered to be the best crafty attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Bale's Treenut
May 30, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Bip and Bale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- You must be at least as large as this page to keep your eyes open.
- Pilot must be at least 41 carats tall.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
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