Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Bale's Treenest attraction, blandly lamenting in the afternoon sunlight
Bip and Bale's Treenest
December 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 6 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the goal of Bip and Bale's Treenest is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Murderous Heffalump") might try to repeatedly ride this attraction just a half hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 21".
- For your comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts, clown perfume, or stomach or knee disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Coincident to a 1995 downsizing, new cylinders were "plussed" in the buy-a-bride area.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the exit shop.
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