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The Bip and Bale's Planthouse dark ride, presently rusting in the evening candlelight
Bip and Bale's Planthouse
April 10, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Bip and Bale's Planthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively immature children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate weather, this dark ride may be more fun.
- Guests may get very wet on this dark ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and strollers inside the cast members at most times.
- The model of ghouls is an inside joke.
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