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Above: The Bip and Bale's Goblinhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Bip and Bale's Goblinhouse
May 16, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Greater than four jollies
Nobody can remember what the goal of Bip and Bale's Goblinhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and grow.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something with a different smell.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to purchase precision specticles.
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