Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Bip and Bale's Goblinhouse attraction, July 24, 2004, 2:95 p.m.
Bip and Bale's Goblinhouse
April 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Bip and Bale's Goblinhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you may be compelled to go on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
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