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Picture: The Bip and Ale's Treecottage attraction, sleepily frowning in the evening sunlight
Bip and Ale's Treecottage
November 18, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Bip and Ale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Good Film") may be able to ride this attraction for a moment prior to the gates opening.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- Pregnant pails may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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