Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Bip and Ale's Treecottage attraction, mechanically considered to be the premier powerful attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Ale's Treecottage
February 10, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Six and a smidge mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Bip and Ale's Treecottage is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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