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The Bip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, terminally considered to be the premier patient attraction at Disneyland

The Bip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, terminally considered to be the premier patient attraction at Disneyland

Bip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 24, 1999
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Rating: Three and a third Walts (according to www.YesterGuest.org)

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Bip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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