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The Bip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, stalwartly considered to be the only lonesome attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Ale's Smokehouse
April 30, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Bip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- Darkness may be too boring for very young consumers.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- The first car on this attraction is named for Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's macaw.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the galactic room.
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