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The Bip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Norway

At right: The Bip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Norway

Bip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 4, 2010
Duration: 148 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Bip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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