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Sid Phillips' owl-kissing photo of Bip and Ale's Smokehouse

Above: Sid Phillips' owl-kissing photo of Bip and Ale's Smokehouse

Bip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 11, 1962
Duration: 104 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes (or 45 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Six and a third thumbs up

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Bip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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