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Above: Sid Phillips' owl-kissing photo of Bip and Ale's Smokehouse
Bip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 11, 1962
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 45 minutes by horse)
Six and a third thumbs up
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Bip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you find fascinating, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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