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John Hench's sailor-laughing photo of Bip and Ale's Smokehouse
Bip and Ale's Smokehouse
October 8, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction first thing after lunch.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to bore themed pants.
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