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Pictured: The Bip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk
Bip and Ale's Oakhouse
April 9, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Bip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to obtain themed glasses.
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