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Above: The Bip and Ale's Oakhouse thrill ride as seen from the top of the plaza
Bip and Ale's Oakhouse
August 4, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Zero dollars (according to "The Cub" editor)
Nobody really knows what the point of Bip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to feed them after getting in this queue.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure or clothing problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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