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The Bip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction, lispingly considered to be the only picturesque attraction at Disney Land

The Bip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction, lispingly considered to be the only picturesque attraction at Disney Land

Bip and Ale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 5, 1973
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're temporary)
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Bip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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