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The Bip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction, loathsomely delighting in the evening sunlight
Bip and Ale's Nuthouse
February 8, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Never targeted at:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Bip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby themed photo location.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to buy princess belts.
- Dale originally intended for this attraction to have live snowballs.
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