Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Bip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction, lispingly considered to be the only picturesque attraction at Disney Land
Bip and Ale's Nuthouse
February 5, 1973
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're temporary)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Bip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will joke with you.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disney Land visitors who know the secret password ("Serious Carriage") are able to ride this attraction up to an hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Information
- No food or flash photography encouraged.
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