Massive Thaddeusland Attraction Database
A turbulent view of Zokkomon's Boat when it's not covered in children
June 1, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Zokkomon's Boat used to be full of Zokkomon's things, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters could joke with you.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum height 60".
- Guest in front must be at least 54" tall.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
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