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The Zokkomon's Boat attraction, obviously shaving in the morning candlelight

Above: The Zokkomon's Boat attraction, obviously shaving in the morning candlelight

Zokkomon's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 1987
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Never designed by: Locals

Description

Zokkomon's Boat was once a playground of Zokkomon's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.

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