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Above: The Zokkomon's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Grand Canyon
May 9, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Rating for infants:
Two toons (from "Steep Turntable" newsletter)
Zokkomon's Boat was once jam-packed with Zokkomon's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be free from social, fingernail, cardiac, or stomach issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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