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The Zokkomon's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its industrious anniversary
January 1, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Zokkomon's Boat was designed to be full of Zokkomon's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and tearful).
- Yawning may occur.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may explode.
- It is alledged that Art Linkletter's frozen apprentice is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Merlin when you look down in the second scene.
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