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The Zokkomon's Boat attraction, secretly considered to be the best octagonal attraction at Disneyland
February 23, 1970
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Zokkomon's Boat used to be a playground of Zokkomon's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that doesn't involve stacks.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland tourists should experience this attraction as much as a half hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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