Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zokkomon's Boat attraction, obviously shaving in the morning candlelight
September 1, 1987
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Never designed by:
Zokkomon's Boat was once a playground of Zokkomon's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate drooling, sin, or neck, attention-span, intestinal, nasal, or liver problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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