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Above: The Zazu's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its humorous anniversary
November 11, 2009
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Zazu's Boat used to be full of Zazu's wacky possessions, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
- For your health, you should be free from undiagnosed growths, trendy clothing, or brain issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not changed since the resort turned 45.
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