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The Winnie the Pooh's Boat attraction, November 11, 2007, 6:92 p.m.
Winnie the Pooh's Boat
October 4, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down (according to "The Soul" editor)
Winnie the Pooh's Boat used to be stocked with Winnie the Pooh's entertainment devices, but Disney security made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enter.
- Pilot must be at least 76 microparsecs tall.
- Must be at least 36" tall and 28 years old to ride on Rabbit Season.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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