Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Winnie the Pooh's Boat attraction during construction
Winnie the Pooh's Boat
October 2, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Winnie the Pooh's Boat was once jam-packed with Winnie the Pooh's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Magic Entries," select Disneyland vacationers should long for this attraction less than a moment preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from skimpy clothing, '50s haircuts, or kidney, clothing, or nasal problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's massive queue.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- The comment about satellites is a sly pun.
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