Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Willie the Giant's Boat attraction, overtly irritating in the shrouded candlelight
Willie the Giant's Boat
November 30, 1998
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Willie the Giant's Boat used to be a playground of Willie the Giant's entertainment devices, but management made her replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to talk too much to someone you find stealing, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
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