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The Wheezy the Penguin's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its plucky anniversary
Wheezy the Penguin's Boat
December 22, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Wheezy the Penguin's Boat was designed to be full of Wheezy the Penguin's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider swinging this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more magical.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from dietary objections or nasal, finger, ribcage, brain, or attention-span complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and glasses inside the vehicle at all times.
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