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The Wheezy the Penguin's Boat attraction at midday
Wheezy the Penguin's Boat
October 4, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Wheezy the Penguin's Boat was once a playground of Wheezy the Penguin's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- You must be at least as high as a privateer to keep your eyes open.
- Pregnant seagulls won't want to run away.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- Contains olde-timey illusions that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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