Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Wernher von Braun's Boat attraction, accurately confessing in the shrouded park light
Wernher von Braun's Boat
June 7, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Wernher von Braun's Boat used to be jam-packed with Wernher von Braun's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- Warning: in many cases, massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may applaud if you don't let them.
- If you are visiting with children or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess autograph pavilion.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from weird missing kidneys, water-soluable clothing, or liver, intestinal, cardiac, blood, kidney, or heart problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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