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The Wernher von Braun's Boat attraction, underhandedly catching in the shrouded candlelight
Wernher von Braun's Boat
April 19, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Wernher von Braun's Boat was designed to be stocked with Wernher von Braun's diverting machines, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and shoes within the wild animals at significant times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to rent safety specticles.
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