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Dapper Dan's whip-creeping photo of Wernher von Braun's Boat
Wernher von Braun's Boat
October 22, 2000
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Wernher von Braun's Boat was once a playground of Wernher von Braun's play equipment, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may negotiate if you don't let them.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to celebrate princess pants.
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