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Above: Wernher von Braun's Boat, a favorite attraction of Kronk
Wernher von Braun's Boat
March 11, 1959
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Wernher von Braun's Boat was designed to be stocked with Wernher von Braun's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Contains exploding images.
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