Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Ward Kimball's Boat, a favorite attraction of Bobby Burgess
Ward Kimball's Boat
April 18, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Ward Kimball's Boat used to be a playground of Ward Kimball's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and write a stern letter.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction just before leaving.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that doesn't involve weasels.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Nightclub 68 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where alcohol is free.
- Be sure to look for a fiery Jack-Jack when you look up in the main queue.
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