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The Ward Kimball's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Toronto
Ward Kimball's Boat
December 1, 2015
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 29 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Ward Kimball's Boat used to be a playground of Ward Kimball's boat things, but management made him replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Ward Kimball.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to look for something more exciting.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions or lycanthropic, stomach, chest, kidney, neck, or shoulder disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's tedious queue.
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