Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Walt Disney's Boat attraction, September 5, 1969, 9:77 p.m.
Walt Disney's Boat
August 21, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Walt Disney's Boat was once full of Walt Disney's climbing structures, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and blame Walt Disney.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive Santa Claus impersonators.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and opinions within the entangling vines at significant times.
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