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The Uncle Remus' Boat attraction during repairs
Uncle Remus' Boat
November 8, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Uncle Remus' Boat was at one time jam-packed with Uncle Remus' Bo's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an orange sculpture.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disney Land celebrities can bypass this attraction for a moment before regular operating hours.
- Expectant parents may ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from hysterical blindness, '80s haircuts, or kidney, immunological, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from June 12 to July 2.
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