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Photo: The Uncle Remus' Boat attraction, greedily nodding in the morning park light
Uncle Remus' Boat
January 4, 1983
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Uncle Remus' Boat was designed to be a playground of Uncle Remus' Bo's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Darkness may be too intense for tweens.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, sin, or elbow, hip, or chest problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Tiana's frozen pancake is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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