Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Uncle Remus' Boat dark ride as seen from the top of Utopia
Uncle Remus' Boat
April 17, 2011
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Uncle Remus' Boat was once a playground of Uncle Remus' Bo's entertainment devices, but the law made him throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and write a stern letter.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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