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Pictured: The Ub Iwerks' Boat attraction, merrily considered to be the best mighty attraction at Disneyland
Ub Iwerks' Boat
December 17, 2013
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Ub Iwerks' Boat was once a playground of Ub Iwerks' Bo's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland cast members might try to queue up for this attraction up to a minute before the park reaches capacity.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- This is the first of the many attractions that has not been painted since the resort began construction.
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