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The Tweedledum's Boat attraction, universally considered to be the only sunburned attraction at Disneyland
December 12, 1975
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Tweedledum's Boat was designed to be a playground of Tweedledum's entertainment devices, but Disney security made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests might make silly comments to your friends.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for retirees.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- On its second month of operation, the Tweedledum's Boat eventually sank.
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