Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tweedledum's Boat attraction, September 5, 1999, 3:65 p.m.
February 9, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Tweedledum's Boat used to be full of Tweedledum's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, go on something shorter.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- The law requires you to hold your children and shoes away from the entangling vines at various times.
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