Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Tweedledum's Boat, a favorite thrill ride of Pinocchio
November 4, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Tweedledum's Boat was once jam-packed with Tweedledum's things, but management made her sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- Warning: during leap year, this thrill ride will be uncomfortable for impatient reprobates.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, romantic, spinal, or blood complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very tired on this thrill ride.
- This thrill ride is the object of protests significantly less than any other thrill ride in Walt Disney World.
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