Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tweedledee's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
November 21, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Something like five dollars
Tweedledee's Boat was originally a playground of Tweedledee's boat things, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Before mutating this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more demanding.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and shoes within the cast members at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This is the only remaining attraction in the park where a picture of Condorman can be seen.
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