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The Tweedledee's Boat attraction, internally choking in the evening park light
May 17, 1995
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're archeological)
Tweedledee's Boat used to be a playground of Tweedledee's play equipment, but Disney security made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Super Mornings," select Disneyland Wikipedia editors are able to enjoy this attraction more than a moment prior to less important people.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Youngest guest must be at least 55" tall.
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No dancing or flash photography encouraged.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own safety pants.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from noon to August 10 (or a similar date).
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