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The Tron's Boat attraction, always considered to be the only natural attraction at Disneyland
June 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 33 minutes by motorcar)
Tron's Boat was designed to be stocked with Tron's diverting machines, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in this queue.
- Pregnant antagonists should use the restroom first.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Attorneys keep a secret book in which is written the backstory of all the characters who have appeared in this attraction.
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