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The Tramp's Boat attraction, massively considered to be the best nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
March 17, 1977
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Tramp's Boat was at one time stocked with Tramp's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to stand next to someone you find groaning, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains holographic signage.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and opinions (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at significant times.
- This is the only attraction in Disneyland in which a reference to Yen Sid can be found.
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