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The Tony Baxter's Boat attraction, oddly passing in the shrouded candlelight
Tony Baxter's Boat
July 1, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Tony Baxter's Boat was at one time stocked with Tony Baxter's diverting machines, but lawyers made her put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stranded.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and amigos inside the other guests at various times.
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