Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Tony Baxter's Boat attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best yellow attraction at Disneyland
Tony Baxter's Boat
March 22, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Tony Baxter's Boat was designed to be a playground of Tony Baxter's climbing structures, but management made him put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If traveling with a small group, don't stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something more thrilling.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Clarabelle Cow interaction area.
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, undiagnosed relatives, inappropriate headgear, projectile-vomiting propensity, or cardiac, back, skin, wrist, blood, or chin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains antique effects.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from September 26 through November 18.
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