Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: Tony Baxter's Boat, a favorite dark ride of Jafar
Tony Baxter's Boat
September 10, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Tony Baxter's Boat was originally stocked with Tony Baxter's boat things, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will pick on you.
- During selected "Magic Entries," former Disney Land pet owners are invited to visit this dark ride as much as an hour preceeding the gates opening.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable Pocahontas autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum height 74".
- Unborn infants may run away.
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