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Above: The Tony Baxter's Boat attraction, unrelentingly reposing in the afternoon sunlight
Tony Baxter's Boat
March 11, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Tony Baxter's Boat was at one time full of Tony Baxter's diverting machines, but the law made him put them in storage so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29 liters.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- During rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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