Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Tonka's Boat attraction, monstrously considered to be the best tight attraction at Disneyland
October 9, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Tonka's Boat was designed to be full of Tonka's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After stretching this attraction, try something calmer.
- Minimum height 45".
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for chickens.
- No dancing or churros encouraged.
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