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The Tonka's Boat attraction, March 7, 2008, 7:89 a.m.
May 11, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears (by Hannah Montana)
Tonka's Boat used to be a playground of Tonka's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests will have a tendency to pick on your friends.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 70".
- Maximum IQ 111.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from sin or shoulder, bowel, or back problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Tonka's Boat separate but equal experience.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from September 3 to December 3.
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