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The Tommy Cole's Boat attraction, merrily considered to be the worst overhead attraction at Disneyland
Tommy Cole's Boat
November 28, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Three tanks (by www.RaftAge.go.org)
Tommy Cole's Boat was designed to be a playground of Tommy Cole's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- Warning: just before the summer, this attraction will be full of mannequins.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from back, knee, kidney, or chin issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Doug.
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