Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tom Sawyer's Boat attraction, greatly paddling in the fading sunlight
Tom Sawyer's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 8, 1958
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Plus or minus X plusses
Description
Tom Sawyer's Boat was once jam-packed with Tom Sawyer's play equipment, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something shorter.
Guest Warnings
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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