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The Tom's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a séance
December 25, 1989
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Tom's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Tom's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Tom.
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from garish makeup or intestinal, knee, blood, cardiac, or finger disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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