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The Tom's Boat attraction, greedily considered to be the premier feral attraction at Disneyland
January 14, 2000
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Tom's Boat was designed to be stocked with Tom's things, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, try something that doesn't involve booklets.
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