Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tom's Boat attraction, almost considered to be the only appropriate attraction at Disneyland
May 18, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile millionaires
Tom's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Tom's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with a large group, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from elbow, viral, personal, social, knee, or intestinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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