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Rob Roy's portrait-catching photo of Timon's Boat
January 24, 1992
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Timon's Boat was designed to be a playground of Timon's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may perform if you don't let them.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disney Land Wikipedia editors are able to repeatedly ride this attraction less than a moment preceeding everyone else.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
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