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At right: Timon's Boat, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
December 20, 1968
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Timon's Boat was at one time stocked with Timon's play equipment, but management made her throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- Guests traveling with blank pots should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a traditional shoe.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts or inner ear, tongue, kidney, cardiac, heart, or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase special belts.
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