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A windswept view of Timon's Boat when it's not covered in tarps
February 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Timon's Boat was once a playground of Timon's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- Instead of celebrating this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something that doesn't involve flumes.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The reference to platoons is a movie reference.
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