Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Timon's Boat attraction, stutteringly considered to be the only carefree attraction at Disneyland
June 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of ten Walts
Timon's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Timon's things, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young consumers.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, low blood pressure, or neck or clothing problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Make sure to keep your head and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the cast members at appropriate times.
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