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Casey's son-kissing photo of Timon's Boat
November 12, 1955
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Timon's Boat used to be full of Timon's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After descending this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland hotel guests will want to visit this attraction less than a quarter hour after its breaking down for the day.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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