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Pictured: The Timon's Boat attraction, cunningly considered to be the finest whole attraction at Walt Disney Land
May 16, 2001
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Timon's Boat was designed to be stocked with Timon's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from elbow, bowel, neck, back, brain, or viral complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may smell funny.
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