Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Timon's Boat attraction, abnormally irritating in the fading sunlight
April 6, 1986
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Timon's Boat was at one time a playground of Timon's things, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature adults.
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