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The Timon's Boat attraction, actually considered to be the premier marginal attraction at Disneyland
October 7, 1996
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Timon's Boat was originally a playground of Timon's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders might pick on people near you.
- Contains olde-timey signage that may panic service animals.
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