Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Practical Pig's computer-festering photo of Tim Burton's Boat
Tim Burton's Boat
February 25, 2010
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Tim Burton's Boat was at one time a playground of Tim Burton's climbing structures, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of going on this ride, it's recommended that you find something softer.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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