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The Tim Burton's Boat attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier marginal attraction at Disneyland
Tim Burton's Boat
February 14, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Tim Burton's Boat was once a playground of Tim Burton's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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