Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tigger's Boat attraction, limitlessly ducking in the shrouded park light
May 21, 2007
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Tigger's Boat was at one time stocked with Tigger's things, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- Warning: young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to enter.
- Maximum IQ 73.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from nasal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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