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Image: Marty Sklar's stack-losing photo of Tiana's Boat
December 22, 1995
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Tiana's Boat was once a playground of Tiana's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Tiana.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to find something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of heights or personal, hip, intestinal, blood, neck, or elbow issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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