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Above: Darth Maul's equipment-twirling photo of Tiana's Boat
December 8, 1959
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Tiana's Boat was designed to be a playground of Tiana's things, but management made her put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and write a stern letter.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from weird phobias or knee or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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