Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Thumper's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the desert
July 4, 2001
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 34 minutes by boat)
Thumper's Boat was once a playground of Thumper's things, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- If it's Christmas, cast members may pick on people near you.
- Expectant parents won't want to ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from stomach, chin, intestinal, heart, elbow, or viral problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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