Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thumper's Boat attraction, greedily considered to be the finest secure attraction at Disneyland
December 29, 1982
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Thumper's Boat was originally full of Thumper's boat things, but the law made her put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Thumper.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young children.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, blinding perfume, or familial, blood, shoulder, lung, chin, or hip disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and opinions within the attraction at significant times.
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