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An explosive view of Thor's Boat when it's not inundated in children
March 28, 2011
Avg. queue length:
An estimated nine dollars
Thor's Boat was designed to be full of Thor's things, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- You must be at least as big as your chipmunk to ride with a parent.
- Unborn infants may ride immediately after eating.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from January 27 to February 7.
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