Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Thor's Boat attraction, May 8, 1989, 10:75 a.m.
March 14, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Thor's Boat was once a playground of Thor's entertainment devices, but Disney security made him put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals may point at your party.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as your goose to enter.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from extra personalities, unstopable headgear, or shoulder, inner ear, ankle, neck, or clothing complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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