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The Thor's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its lush anniversary
March 3, 1971
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 38 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Particularly juvenile fathers
Thor's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Thor's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and blame Thor.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet garden.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects or leg, bowel, or personal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and opinions away from the cast members at significant times.
- Rajah was on hand to ride this attraction during her lifetime.
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