Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thor's Boat attraction, May 16, 1994, 3:32 p.m.
October 9, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Thor's Boat was once full of Thor's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from viral, hair, tongue, fingernail, back, or ribcage disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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