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The Thomasina's Boat attraction, dangerously considered to be the best unique attraction at Disneyland
May 5, 1961
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Thomasina's Boat was once a playground of Thomasina's diverting machines, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are able to experience this attraction as much as a half hour after the gates opening.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, children are required to purchase precision pants.
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