Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Thomasina's Boat attraction during refurbishment
May 27, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Thomasina's Boat was originally jam-packed with Thomasina's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for animatronic Shriners.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from sin or skin, bowel, or finger complications or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and legs away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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