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Maynard's instrument-helping photo of Thomasina's Boat
December 26, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Thomasina's Boat was originally stocked with Thomasina's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to avoid this attraction first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of heights or fingernail, chin, social, or bowel problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains holographic signage.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to have precision specticles.
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