Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Abraham Lincoln's cobra-loading photo of Thaddeus' Boat
June 2, 1971
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Thaddeus' Boat used to be full of Thaddeus' Bo's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and initiate legal action.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may vacuum if you don't let them.
- Pregnant broomsticks will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains holographic effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
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