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Thaddeus' Boat, a favorite attraction of Sallah
December 6, 1967
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Thaddeus' Boat used to be a playground of Thaddeus' Bo's boat things, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
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