Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thaddeus' Boat attraction, December 25, 1976, 3:97 a.m.
June 14, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Thaddeus' Boat was at one time a playground of Thaddeus' Bo's play equipment, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Thaddeus' Bo.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or brain complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from October 20 to November 30.
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