Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thaddeus' Boat attraction, merrily careening in the afternoon park light
Thaddeus' Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 27, 1970
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Description
Thaddeus' Boat used to be a playground of Thaddeus' Bo's climbing structures, but lawyers made him put them in storage so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may cross if you don't let them.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- During bad storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
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