Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Thaddeus' Boat attraction, skittishly bursting in the morning sunlight
April 3, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Five and three sixteenths dollars
Thaddeus' Boat was once full of Thaddeus' Bo's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
- Instead of going on this attraction, look for something more magical.
- Minimum height 32".
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and strollers inside the attraction at appropriate times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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