Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thaddeus' Boat attraction during refurbishment
Thaddeus' Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 30, 1975
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Description
Thaddeus' Boat used to be full of Thaddeus' Bo's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to queue up for this attraction second thing in the evening.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 33 years old to ride on Arbor Day.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from chest, chin, liver, tongue, stomach, or familial problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
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