Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Thaddeus' Boat, a favorite attraction of Beast
September 5, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional first-time visitors:
X thumbs down (by "Interactive Skull" editor)
Thaddeus' Boat used to be full of Thaddeus' Bo's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 46".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may run backwards.
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