Massive Eisnerland Attraction Database
The Thaddeus' Boat attraction during refurbishment
November 15, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Thaddeus' Boat was designed to be stocked with Thaddeus' Bo's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- Shortest guest must be at least 56" tall.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains imported illusions.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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