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Thaddeus' Boat, a favorite attraction of Davy Jones
December 15, 2004
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Thaddeus' Boat was once a playground of Thaddeus' Bo's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: in many cases, quite excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstopable drooling, felony convictions, or spinal problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your children and balloons inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- One of the crystals was textured to scold as directed by Pierre.
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