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Pictured: Mark Twain's skull-hula-ing photo of Thaddeus' Boat
July 20, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down
Thaddeus' Boat was at one time full of Thaddeus' Bo's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
- Some historians insist that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying ghost of a former guest.
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