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The Thaddeus' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its lush anniversary
January 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Thaddeus' Boat was originally stocked with Thaddeus' Bo's diverting machines, but management made him throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will have a tendency to joke with people near you.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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