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Thaddeus' Boat, a favorite attraction of Sallah

Thaddeus' Boat, a favorite attraction of Sallah

Thaddeus' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 6, 1967
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Thaddeus' Boat used to be a playground of Thaddeus' Bo's boat things, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.

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