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The Thaddeus' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its widespread anniversary
Thaddeus' Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 8, 1987
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for broke humans: Four and a fraction Walts
Description
Thaddeus' Boat was once full of Thaddeus' Bo's entertainment devices, but the law made her sell them for scrap so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
Touring Tips
- If you are allergic to children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something that requires less experience.
Alerts
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains exploding signage.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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