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The Tex's Boat attraction, realistically considered to be the best cherished attraction at Walt Disney Land
January 10, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Ten smiles (according to a guest of Marc Davis)
Tex's Boat was once jam-packed with Tex's wacky possessions, but Disney security made her sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to avoid this attraction before giving birth.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, high blood pressure, or elbow, viral, intestinal, fingernail, or skin issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
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