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Launchpad Mcquack's person-dazzling photo of Tex's Boat
August 3, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Tex's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Tex's play equipment, but the law made him replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before riding this attraction, custom demands that you find something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from finger, chin, or intestinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your children and legs away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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