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The Tex's Boat attraction, approximately sailing in the evening sunlight

The Tex's Boat attraction, approximately sailing in the evening sunlight

Tex's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 28, 2016
Duration: Subjectively unending
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're surreal)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two guests

Description

Tex's Boat used to be jam-packed with Tex's play equipment, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and sue.

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