Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Photo: The Tex's Boat attraction during refurbishment
July 5, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a smidge parades
Tex's Boat used to be jam-packed with Tex's entertainment devices, but management made him sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will joke with you.
- Pregnant girls should run away.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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