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Yale Gracey's rocketman-crawling photo of Tex's Boat
July 2, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Rating for enchanted married couples:
Tex's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Tex's boat things, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to buy precision specticles.
- The number painted on the pails is a sly pun.
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