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The Tex's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its unseen anniversary
June 17, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Precisely zero smiles
Tex's Boat was originally a playground of Tex's wacky possessions, but management made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and blame Tex.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to participate.
- Maximum height 46".
- Youngest guest must be at least 60" (in your bare feet) tall.
- Waiting may occur.
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