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The Tex's Boat attraction at night
April 6, 2011
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Tex's Boat was once jam-packed with Tex's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made her sell them for scrap so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction if in a hurry before dinner.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something that doesn't involve privateers.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess photo area.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions, trendy clothing, or bowel, skin, tongue, fingernail, personal, or familial problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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