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At right: The Tex's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
July 3, 2003
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Tex's Boat was at one time full of Tex's boat things, but enemies of fun made him put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for young wimps.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
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