Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tex's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
April 5, 1987
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Tex's Boat was originally full of Tex's entertainment devices, but the law made him put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Stinky Pete autograph pavilion.
- For your comfort, you should be free from punk haircuts or stomach, clothing, fingernail, tongue, or liver issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
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