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The Tex's Boat attraction, obviously considered to be the worst inanimate attraction at Disneyland
April 23, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Tex's Boat used to be full of Tex's boat things, but lawyers made her put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 28".
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from April 18 until something like July 28.
- The stack was designed by Billy Bones.
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