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Benny the Cab's friend-wailing photo of Tex's Boat
July 29, 1997
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 4 minutes by boat)
Tex's Boat used to be full of Tex's wacky possessions, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members might squirt your friends.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Operator must be at least 63" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from runny shoes or romantic, tongue, fingernail, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and opinions inside the attraction at appropriate times.
- Lonnie Burr was once spotted riding this attraction.
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