Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Tex's Boat, a favorite attraction of Ludwig Von Drake
February 1, 1970
Avg. queue length:
117 guest lengths
Tex's Boat used to be full of Tex's entertainment devices, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in line.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from bowel, neck, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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