Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Tarzan's Boat, a favorite attraction of Robon Crusoe
June 6, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Tarzan's Boat was originally stocked with Tarzan's things, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing in the morning.
Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from skin, liver, attention-span, back, immunological, or spinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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